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Post  Mk3rob on Thu Mar 04, 2010 4:02 pm

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'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'

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'For reading a book,' she replies
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'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'

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