A woman playing golf.

A woman playing golf teed off and watched in horror as her ball hit the man playing the next hole.

He screamed and clasped his hands together between his legs and fell to the ground and rolled around in agony.

The woman rushed over to the man offering to relieve his pain as she was a physiotherapist.

The man said "no, I will be fine".

But she insisted, the woman gently took his hands away, undid his trousers and put her hands inside.

She massaged tenderley for two minutes and asked " how does that feel ?"

The man replied "it feels great, but I still think my thumb is broken.........."