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Words with two meanings
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Words with two meanings
lin and tony Sun Feb 14, 2010 12:42 am
Eight
Words with two Meanings
1.
THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female...... Any part
under a car's hood.
Male..... The strap
fastener on a woman's bra.
2.
VULNERABLE (vul-NE-Ra-bel) adj.
Female.... Fully opening
up one's self emotionally to another.
Male....
Playing cricket without a box.
3.
COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-in-Kay-shon) n.
Female... The open
sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male... Leaving a note
before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.
4.
COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female.... A desire to
get married and raise a family.
Male...... Trying not to
hit on other women while out with this one.
5.
ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female.... A good movie,
concert, play or book.
Male...... Anything that
can be done while drinking beer.
6.
FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female.... An
embarrassing by product of indigestion.
Male...... A source of
entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.
7
MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female...... The greatest
expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male.. Call it whatever
you want, just as long as we do it.
8.
REMOTE CONTROL (RI-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female.... A device for
changing from one TV channel to another.
Male... A
device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.
Words with two Meanings
1.
THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female...... Any part
under a car's hood.
Male..... The strap
fastener on a woman's bra.
2.
VULNERABLE (vul-NE-Ra-bel) adj.
Female.... Fully opening
up one's self emotionally to another.
Male....
Playing cricket without a box.
3.
COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-in-Kay-shon) n.
Female... The open
sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male... Leaving a note
before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.
4.
COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female.... A desire to
get married and raise a family.
Male...... Trying not to
hit on other women while out with this one.
5.
ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female.... A good movie,
concert, play or book.
Male...... Anything that
can be done while drinking beer.
6.
FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female.... An
embarrassing by product of indigestion.
Male...... A source of
entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.
7
MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female...... The greatest
expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male.. Call it whatever
you want, just as long as we do it.
8.
REMOTE CONTROL (RI-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female.... A device for
changing from one TV channel to another.
Male... A
device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.
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Re: Words with two meanings
Mk3rob Sun Feb 14, 2010 2:30 pm
Blimey Tony, 
you must really have put your foot in it
you must really have put your foot in it
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