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Diasy Duke Shorts!
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Diasy Duke Shorts!
Martin & Nettie Fri Jan 09, 2009 7:09 am
SENIOR DRESS CODE
Many of us 'Old Folks' (those over 50, WAY over 50, or hovering near 50) are quite confused today about how we should present ourselves. Feeling 'young' , we try to conform to current fashions and present a youthful image.
Contrary to what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided:
1. A nose ring and bifocals
2. Spiked hair and bald spots
3. A pierced tongue and dentures
4. Miniskirts and support hose
5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
6. Speedos and cellulite
7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
10. Bikinis and liver spots
11. Mini skirts and varicose veins
12. Inline skates and a zimmer
And, Most importantly
Many of us 'Old Folks' (those over 50, WAY over 50, or hovering near 50) are quite confused today about how we should present ourselves. Feeling 'young' , we try to conform to current fashions and present a youthful image.
Contrary to what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided:
1. A nose ring and bifocals
2. Spiked hair and bald spots
3. A pierced tongue and dentures
4. Miniskirts and support hose
5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
6. Speedos and cellulite
7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
10. Bikinis and liver spots
11. Mini skirts and varicose veins
12. Inline skates and a zimmer
And, Most importantly
At some point you have to give up the 'DAISY DUKE' shorts |
Martin & Nettie- Number of posts : 1216
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Regsmonster- Number of posts : 433
Location : England
Job/hobbies : I like to do things differently.
Registration date : 2008-06-20 -
Re: Diasy Duke Shorts!
minislapper Fri Jan 09, 2009 7:38 am
OMG pass the sick bag! That is just soooooo wrong! 
minislapper- Number of posts : 296
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Re: Diasy Duke Shorts!
Regsmonster Fri Jan 09, 2009 8:07 am
I hate to think what the front view would be like............
Regsmonster- Number of posts : 433
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Re: Diasy Duke Shorts!
Mk3rob Fri Jan 09, 2009 10:55 am
You could have warned me 
.........i've just had my brekfast............Pass the sick bag
.........i've just had my brekfast............Pass the sick bag
Mk3rob- Number of posts : 2521
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Re: Diasy Duke Shorts!
Martin & Nettie Fri Jan 09, 2009 6:13 pm
Apologies to those of a sensitive nature - in future I will start with a warning something like - "warning if you have a sensitive dispositition turn away now!!!!! 
Martin & Nettie- Number of posts : 1216
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Registration date : 2008-06-25
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