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Post  Martin & Nettie on Fri Jan 09, 2009 7:09 am

SENIOR DRESS CODE

Many of us 'Old Folks' (those over 50, WAY over 50, or hovering near 50) are quite confused today about how we should present ourselves.
Feeling 'young' , we try to conform to current fashions and present a youthful image.

Contrary to what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided:

1. A nose ring and bifocals
2. Spiked hair and bald spots
3. A pierced tongue and dentures
4. Miniskirts and support hose


5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
6. Speedos and cellulite
7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
10. Bikinis and liver spots
11. Mini skirts and varicose veins
12. Inline skates and a zimmer


And, Most importantly


At some point you have to give up the 'DAISY DUKE' shorts
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Post  Regsmonster on Fri Jan 09, 2009 7:35 am

I feel sick........ Shocked
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Post  minislapper on Fri Jan 09, 2009 7:38 am

OMG pass the sick bag! That is just soooooo wrong! No

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Post  Regsmonster on Fri Jan 09, 2009 8:07 am

I hate to think what the front view would be like............ No
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Post  Mk3rob on Fri Jan 09, 2009 10:55 am

You could have warned me affraid .........i've just had my brekfast............Pass the sick bag
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Post  Martin & Nettie on Fri Jan 09, 2009 6:13 pm

Apologies to those of a sensitive nature - in future I will start with a warning something like - "warning if you have a sensitive dispositition turn away now!!!!! Laughing
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