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Cracker jokes
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Cracker jokes
Martin & Nettie Thu Dec 25, 2008 11:04 am
How about a list of all the naff cracker jokes?
I'll start it off:
What stays hot in the fridge -------------------------------mustard
I'll start it off:
What stays hot in the fridge -------------------------------mustard
Martin & Nettie- Number of posts : 1216
Location : Runcorn
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Re: Cracker jokes
Rum Tum Tugger Mon Jan 05, 2009 10:49 am
What do you get when you cross a zebra with a crocodile?
A **** great traffic jam.
A **** great traffic jam.
Rum Tum Tugger- Number of posts : 1000
Age : 80
Location : Ivinghoe, Bucks/Beds
Job/hobbies : Retired computer boffin, Morris musician
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Re: Cracker jokes
Rum Tum Tugger Mon Jan 19, 2009 8:32 am
What's the difference between brussels sprouts and bogies
>>>> You can't get your kids to eat sprouts.... <<<<
>>>> You can't get your kids to eat sprouts.... <<<<
Rum Tum Tugger- Number of posts : 1000
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pirates!
goose Mon Jan 19, 2009 11:30 am
WHY ARE PIRATES CALLED PIRATES???----------------BECAUSE THEY AAAARRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
goose- Number of posts : 12
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Re: Cracker jokes
Martin & Nettie Mon Jan 19, 2009 11:55 am
Obviously you all had a boring miserable Christmas (like me with the flue thanks to Nettie) and never pulled many crackers 
Martin & Nettie- Number of posts : 1216
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Re: Cracker jokes
nhazelwood Mon Jan 19, 2009 11:17 pm
Why is father christmas a secret pimp ?
Because you never hear about him without a ho-ho-ho !!
Because you never hear about him without a ho-ho-ho !!
nhazelwood- Number of posts : 259
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