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Cowboy Honeymoon

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Cowboy Honeymoon

Post  Rum Tum Tugger on Tue Sep 02, 2008 1:40 pm

A cowboy and his wife had just gotten married and found a nice hotel for their wedding night. The man approached the Front Desk and asked for a room.

He said, 'This heerza special 'casion -- our honeymoon -- and we need a nice room with a good strong bed.'

The clerk winked -- 'You want the 'Bridal'?'

The cowboy reflected on this for a moment and then replied, 'Nope, reckon not. Guess I'll jist hold on to her ears til she gits used to it.'
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