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Post  Martin & Nettie on Thu Dec 25, 2008 11:04 am

How about a list of all the naff cracker jokes?

I'll start it off:

What stays hot in the fridge -------------------------------mustard tongue
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Post  Rum Tum Tugger on Mon Jan 05, 2009 10:49 am

What do you get when you cross a zebra with a crocodile?

A **** great traffic jam.
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Post  Rum Tum Tugger on Mon Jan 19, 2009 8:32 am

What's the difference between brussels sprouts and bogies


>>>> You can't get your kids to eat sprouts.... <<<<

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Post  goose on Mon Jan 19, 2009 11:30 am

WHY ARE PIRATES CALLED PIRATES???----------------BECAUSE THEY AAAARRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! pirat

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Post  Martin & Nettie on Mon Jan 19, 2009 11:55 am

Obviously you all had a boring miserable Christmas (like me with the flue thanks to Nettie) and never pulled many crackers Neutral
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Post  nhazelwood on Mon Jan 19, 2009 11:17 pm

Why is father christmas a secret pimp ?

Because you never hear about him without a ho-ho-ho !!
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