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Never argue with a woman

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Never argue with a woman

Post  Mk3rob on Thu Mar 04, 2010 4:02 pm

NEVER Argue with a Woman

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the
wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.


Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'

'Reading a book,' she replies, ( thinking , 'Isn't that obvious ? ')


'You're in a
Restricted Fishing Area,' he info rms her.





'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'







'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'



'For reading a book,' she replies
,


'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he info rms her again,


'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'


'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'




'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault ,' says the woman.






'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.





'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'



'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.






MORAL : Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.


Send this to four women who are thinkers and Men who can enjoy a good laugh



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