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Words with two meanings

Post  lin and tony on Sun Feb 14, 2010 12:42 am

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Words with two Meanings



1.
THINGY (thing-ee) n.

Female...... Any part
under a car's hood.

Male..... The strap
fastener on a woman's bra.


2.
VULNERABLE (vul-NE-Ra-bel) adj.

Female.... Fully opening
up one's self emotionally to another.

Male....
Playing cricket without a box.


3.
COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-in-Kay-shon) n.

Female... The open
sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.

Male... Leaving a note
before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.


4.
COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.

Female.... A desire to
get married and raise a family.

Male...... Trying not to
hit on other women while out with this one.


5.
ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.

Female.... A good movie,
concert, play or book.

Male...... Anything that
can be done while drinking beer.


6.
FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.

Female.... An
embarrassing by product of indigestion.

Male...... A source of
entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.


7
MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.

Female...... The greatest
expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.

Male.. Call it whatever
you want, just as long as we do it.


8.
REMOTE CONTROL (RI-moht kon-trohl) n.

Female.... A device for
changing from one TV channel to another.

Male... A
device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.
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Re: Words with two meanings

Post  Mk3rob on Sun Feb 14, 2010 2:30 pm

Blimey Tony, you must really have put your foot in it
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