Latest topics
» IMM 2019 Bristol
by Mk3rob Sat Oct 06, 2018 9:49 pm

» 2019 60 years of the Mini
by Mk3rob Sat Oct 06, 2018 9:47 pm

» Rare ASD Hobo on Ebay
by Rum Tum Tugger Mon Sep 17, 2018 8:12 am

» Pretty Mk3 on Ebay
by Mk3rob Sun Sep 16, 2018 9:27 pm

» Pretty Mk3 on Ebay
by Mk3rob Sun Sep 16, 2018 9:20 pm

» Crazy Scamp
by Mk3rob Thu Sep 13, 2018 9:30 pm

» Mk2 scamp chassis for sale
by Rum Tum Tugger Tue Sep 04, 2018 7:53 am

» Door windows
by Mk3rob Fri Aug 31, 2018 5:48 pm

» Imaculate Mk3
by Mk3rob Thu Aug 30, 2018 7:20 pm


A sweet joke.........

Go down

A sweet joke.........

Post  Mr Bridger on Wed Nov 25, 2009 11:42 pm

Mr Cadbury meets Miss Rowntree on a Double Decker.

It was just After Eight

They both get off at Quality Street.

Just outside The Fishermans Friend pub.

He asked her name, "Polo, I'm the one with the hole" she said in a quiet Wispa.

"I'm marathon, the one with the nuts" he said.

Then he touched her Creme Eggs.

They booked into a Hotel, he slipped his hand into her Snickers and felt her Milky Way.

He fondled her Flap Jacks and she rubbed his Tic Tacs.

It was a Fab moment as she let out a scream of sheer Turkish Delight !

Sadley 3 days later his Sherbert Fountain started to drip.

It turns out Miss Rountree had been with Bertie Bassett who had Allsorts !


And the moral of the story is.............

Be careful who you accept sweets from this Christmas...........
avatar
Mr Bridger

Number of posts : 213
Age : 63
Location : Newark
Job/hobbies : Coach at Currys. Kit cars, travelling, films,
Registration date : 2008-05-19

View user profile http://ITALIANJOBTOURS.COM

Back to top Go down

Back to top


 
Permissions in this forum:
You cannot reply to topics in this forum