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A sweet joke.........

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A sweet joke.........

Post  Mr Bridger on Wed Nov 25, 2009 11:42 pm

Mr Cadbury meets Miss Rowntree on a Double Decker.

It was just After Eight

They both get off at Quality Street.

Just outside The Fishermans Friend pub.

He asked her name, "Polo, I'm the one with the hole" she said in a quiet Wispa.

"I'm marathon, the one with the nuts" he said.

Then he touched her Creme Eggs.

They booked into a Hotel, he slipped his hand into her Snickers and felt her Milky Way.

He fondled her Flap Jacks and she rubbed his Tic Tacs.

It was a Fab moment as she let out a scream of sheer Turkish Delight !

Sadley 3 days later his Sherbert Fountain started to drip.

It turns out Miss Rountree had been with Bertie Bassett who had Allsorts !


And the moral of the story is.............

Be careful who you accept sweets from this Christmas...........
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