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To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine...

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To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine...

Post  Rum Tum Tugger on Wed Aug 06, 2008 1:45 pm

... and those who don't.

As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - the bacteria found in faeces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whisky or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:
Water = Poop
Wine = Health.

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.

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