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1969 verses 2009

Post  Mr Bridger on Fri Nov 06, 2009 9:05 am

Would be funny if it weren't so true.

Scenario:
Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school.
1969 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up mates.
2009 - Police are called; Armed Response Unit arrives and arrests Johnny and Mark. Mobiles with video of fight confiscated as evidence. They are charged with assault, ASBO’s are taken out and both are suspended even though Johnny started it. Diversionary conferences and parent meetings conducted.
Video shown on 6 internet sites.

Scenario:
Jeffrey won't sit still in class, disrupts other students.
1969 - Jeffrey is sent to the principal's office and given 6 of the best. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.
2009 - Jeffrey is given huge doses of Ritalin. Counselled to death. Becomes a zombie. Tested for ADD. School gets extra funding because Jeffrey has a disability. Drops out of school.

Scenario:
Billy breaks a window in his neighbour's car and his Dad gives him the slipper.
1969 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.
2009 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy is removed to foster care and joins a gang. Psychologist tells Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison. Billy's mum has an affair with the psychologist. Psychologist gets a promotion.

Scenario:
Mark, a college student, brings cigarettes to school.
1969 - Mark shares a smoke with the headmaster out on the smoking area.
2009 - Police are called and Mark is expelled from School for drug possession. His car is searched for drugs and weapons.

Scenario:
Mohammed fails his English exams.
1969 - Mohammed retakes his exam, passes and goes to college.
2009 - Mohammed's cause is taken up by local human rights group. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that making English a requirement for graduation is racist. Civil Liberties Association files class action lawsuit against state school system and his English teacher. English is banned from core curriculum. Mohammed is given his qualification anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English.

Scenario:
Johnny takes apart leftover fireworks, puts them in a model plane paint bottle and blows up an anthill.
1969 - Ants die.
2009 - MI5 and police are called and Johnny is charged with perpetrating acts of terrorism. Teams investigate parents, siblings are removed from the home, computers are confiscated, and Johnny's dad is put on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.

Scenario:
Johnny falls during break and scrapes his knee. His teacher, Mary, finds him crying, and gives him a hug to comfort him.
1969 - Johnny soon feels better and goes back to playing.
2009 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces three years in prison. Johnny undergoes five years of therapy.Becomes gay.
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Re: 1969 verses 2009

Post  TRR Motorsport on Fri Nov 06, 2009 12:28 pm

Sadly Steve these aren't jokes, its what life is really like in a Socialist Dictator-mocracy.

So when do we start the fight back?
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Re: 1969 verses 2009

Post  wezgit daan saaf on Sun Nov 22, 2009 10:17 pm

Keep taking the Pernod medicine Mr Bridger,it will all become clear in the end.
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Re: 1969 verses 2009

Post  minislapper on Mon Nov 23, 2009 7:17 am

Unfortunately, as James says, that's actually a true reflection of the rubbish that goes on these days. Rolling Eyes

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