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Post  Martin & Nettie on Tue Oct 27, 2009 9:23 pm

He said . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said . . . You wear pants don't you?

He said . . ....... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said . . . .. That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!

He said . ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said . Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

He said .. . ..... Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?
She said . . .. I would but you're never there.

He said . ...... Why don't women blink during foreplay?
She said . . They don't have time

He said .. . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
She said . . We don't know; it has never happened.

He said . . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good- looking?
She said ...... . . They already have boyfriends.

She said...What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
He said . . A widow.

He said .. .... . Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
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