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A lady driver had a flat tyre...

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A lady driver had a flat tyre...

Post  Rum Tum Tugger on Thu Jun 11, 2009 8:45 am

Carefully pulling in to the side of the road, she got out of the car and took from the boot two lifesize cardboard men, which she proceeded to unfold and stand facing the oncoming traffic. They looked so lifelike, you wouldn't believe it! They were in trench coats, but exposing their otherwise naked bodies to the approaching drivers.

Everyone started slowing down when they saw the lifelike men, and this made it safer for her, changing the wheel by the roadside. But of course traffic started backing up, with everybody tooting their horns and waving like crazy. And before long before a traffic policeman arrived, and parked behind her with his blue light going.

He was not a happy bunny!
'What's going on here?'
'My car has a flat tyre,' the lady said calmly.
'Well, what the **** are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the road?'
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'Heck, those are my emergency flashers!'
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