Latest topics
» Battle of Britain Flight grounded
by John Yesterday at 11:43 pm

» Insurance Issues
by John Yesterday at 11:37 pm

» worlds fastest shed
by Rum Tum Tugger Yesterday at 8:29 am

» Scamp Insurance
by Mk3rob Tue Aug 15, 2017 11:24 pm

» NOT A Mk1 darn sarf on Ebay
by Mk3rob Mon Aug 14, 2017 2:17 pm

» Mk3 6 wheeler for sale
by Mk3rob Mon Aug 14, 2017 2:13 pm

» SCAMP PICNIC
by Mk3rob Mon Aug 14, 2017 10:54 am

» Scamp Picnic Reminder
by Mk3rob Sun Aug 13, 2017 11:28 am

» Mk2 on Ebay
by Rum Tum Tugger Sat Aug 12, 2017 11:49 pm


Santa's New Job

View previous topic View next topic Go down

Santa's New Job

Post  Martin & Nettie on Sat Nov 29, 2008 5:47 pm

A guy walks in to a kebab shop and is surprised to see Father Christmas serving behind the counter.

"Santa!" he says. "What are you doing working here? Shouldn't you be up at the North Pole preparing for the big day?"

Santa Claus sighs. He's really let himself go. The red suit's got lard and chilli sauce and bits of lettuce all over it. His apron's in a mess and he just looks fed up and like he doesn't want to be serving up kebabs for a living.

"Well," Santa says at last, "the business has gone belly up. With the recession, the credit crunch and all, the toy industry took a beating. I had to lay off some of the elves, make cut backs in quality and we just lost our competitive edge. Plus we wound up the delivery side and subcontracted out to UPS. But... it didn't help. The receivers came in, asset-stripped the business and we went into liquidation."

"Gee," the guy says. "I'm really sorry, it kind of takes the tradition out of Christmas in a way."

"Yeah," says Santa Claus and manages a wan smile. "Well enough of me and my woes. What can I get you?"

The guy says, "I'll have a large Donner."

"Sorry," says Santa. "We're all out of Donner.......Will Blitzen do instead?"
avatar
Martin & Nettie

Number of posts : 1207
Location : Runcorn
Job/hobbies : Former SOC President and Secretary - its up to Mr Wezgit & Nettie now
Registration date : 2008-06-25

View user profile

Back to top Go down

View previous topic View next topic Back to top

- Similar topics

 
Permissions in this forum:
You cannot reply to topics in this forum