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Post  Mk3rob on Thu Feb 21, 2013 7:17 pm


A new Government initiative:


To help save the economy, the Government
will announce next month that the Immigration
Department will start deporting senior citizens
(instead of illegals) in order to lower Social
Security and N.H.S. costs ('flu jabs, Zimmer frames,
wheelchairs, free prescriptions, bus passes, etc.)

The Government has established that older people
are easier to catch and, in most cases,
will not remember how to get back home.

I started to cry when I thought of you -
maybe I'd never see you again..

Then it dawned on me...bugger!...


I'll see you on the bus!
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