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Old man and viagra

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Old man and viagra

Post  Martin & Nettie on Fri Oct 03, 2008 8:05 pm

An old man goes into a chemist's to to get his monthly stock of Viagra. 'Can I have the tablets cut in quarters?'

'I can cut them for you,' said Dan the pharmacist, ' but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '

'I am 96,' said the old man. 'I don't want an erection. I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't pee on my slippers.'
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Post  Rum Tum Tugger on Mon Oct 06, 2008 10:02 am

...so I don't roll out of bed at night.

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