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A burglar broke into a house one night..............................

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A burglar broke into a house one night..............................

Post  Martin & Nettie on Fri Oct 03, 2008 7:56 pm

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his flashlight around looking for valuables and when he picked up a CD player to place in his sack a strange disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying “Jesus is watching you.”
He nearly jumped out his skin, clicked off the flashlight and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head and continued. Just as he was pulling the stereo out to disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard, “Jesus is watching you”
Freaked out, he shone his light around frantically looking for the source of the voice.
Finally, in the corner of the room his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.
“Did you say that?” he hissed at the parrot. “Yep” confessed the parrot “I am just trying to warn you” The burglar relaxed. “Warn me huh? Who in the world are you?”
“Moses” replied the parrot.
“Moses” the burglar laughed. “What kind of person would name a bird Moses?”
“The same kind of person that would name a Rottweiler Jesus”
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