Latest topics
» Magazine
by Mk3rob Thu Nov 16, 2017 10:38 pm

» 4 spoke weller wheels
by minibuger Mon Nov 13, 2017 8:22 pm

» Guy Martin new series
by Mk3rob Mon Nov 13, 2017 5:06 pm

» Typhoon Jet power
by Mk3rob Thu Oct 26, 2017 3:12 pm

» Ha Ha Another prat who cant drive
by Mk3rob Mon Oct 23, 2017 10:03 pm

» SOUTHERN PRE CHRISTMAS PUB MEET 19th NOVEMBER
by Mk3rob Mon Oct 23, 2017 7:45 pm

» White Mini Cooper stolen from Richmond last night.
by wezgit daan saaf Sun Oct 22, 2017 6:12 pm

» Mk. 3 Steering Rack?
by kevin1977 Thu Oct 12, 2017 12:49 pm

» Mk3 6 wheeler for sale
by Mk3rob Sun Oct 08, 2017 6:26 pm


A burglar broke into a house one night..............................

View previous topic View next topic Go down

A burglar broke into a house one night..............................

Post  Martin & Nettie on Fri Oct 03, 2008 7:56 pm

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his flashlight around looking for valuables and when he picked up a CD player to place in his sack a strange disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying “Jesus is watching you.”
He nearly jumped out his skin, clicked off the flashlight and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head and continued. Just as he was pulling the stereo out to disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard, “Jesus is watching you”
Freaked out, he shone his light around frantically looking for the source of the voice.
Finally, in the corner of the room his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.
“Did you say that?” he hissed at the parrot. “Yep” confessed the parrot “I am just trying to warn you” The burglar relaxed. “Warn me huh? Who in the world are you?”
“Moses” replied the parrot.
“Moses” the burglar laughed. “What kind of person would name a bird Moses?”
“The same kind of person that would name a Rottweiler Jesus”
avatar
Martin & Nettie

Number of posts : 1216
Location : Runcorn
Job/hobbies : Former SOC President and Secretary - its up to Mr Wezgit & Nettie now
Registration date : 2008-06-25

View user profile

Back to top Go down

View previous topic View next topic Back to top

- Similar topics

 
Permissions in this forum:
You cannot reply to topics in this forum