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A man in the pub............

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A man in the pub............

Post  Mr Bridger on Mon Oct 25, 2010 7:50 am

A man in the pub looks into his pint and sighs heavily.

"Whats up Dave" says the landlord. "Its not like you to be down in the mouth".

"It's my five year old son, the sod has got our sixteen year old next door neighbour pregnant".

"Get away, that's impossible", says the Landlord.

"No it's not" says Dave, "the little sod has stuck a pin in all my condoms!"
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