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A Chinese man moves to Australia..........

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A Chinese man moves to Australia..........

Post  Mr Bridger on Mon Jun 21, 2010 12:32 pm

A Chinese man decides to move to Australia after 50 years of
living in Shanghai. He buys a small piece of land near to Mt
Isa. A few days after moving in, the friendly Aussie
neighbour decides to go across and welcome the new guy to
the region, so he goes next door but on his way up the
drive-way he sees the Chinese man running around his
front yard chasing about 10 hens.

Not wanting to interrupt these 'Chinese customs', he decides
to put the welcome on hold for the day. The next day, he
decides to try again, but just as he is about to knock on
the front door, he looks through the window and sees the
Chinese man urinate into a glass and then drink it. Not
wanting to interrupt another 'Chinese custom', he decides to
put the welcome on hold for yet another day. A day later he
decides to give it one last go, but on his way next door, he
sees the Chinese man leading a bull down the drive-way,
pause, and then put his head next to the bull's bum.


The Aussie bloke can't handle this, so he goes up to the
Chinese man and says 'Jeez Mate, what the hell is it with
your Chinese customs? I come over to welcome you to the
neighbourhood, and see you running around the yard after
hens. The next day you are pissing in a glass, and drinking
it, and then today you have your head so close to
that bull's bum, it could just about shit on you.'


The Chinese man is very taken back and says 'Sorry sir, you
no understand, these no Chinese customs I doing, these
Australian Customs.' 'What do you mean mate' says the
Aussie, 'Those aren't Australian customs.'


'Yes they are, man at travel agent tell me' replied the
Chinese man.' He say to become true Australian, I learn
chase chicks, drink piss, and listen to bull-shit.'
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